Day calendars

Have you ever bought a day by day calendar because the days on the box were funny, but then the rest of the calendar is a dissapointment when you open it? It's almost like seeing a preview to a movie then watching the movie, only to find they put the best parts in the preview. So, now I am stuck with this day calendar for the rest of the year. I should have just gotten myself the one that I knew I would like but no, I decided to go out on a limb and get the Gary Larson ripoff calendar. Now I have to read a mediocre comic strip every day when I could have been laughing. I will just have to read Dilbert online every day instead.