Two things:

#1-Never let someone who is getting over a cold take a sip of your martini. Otherwise, you may eat hummus and crackers for ten minutes before realizing you can't taste it.

#2-It is really embarrassing to be checked out by a cute guy at the drugstore right up to the point until he realizes you are holding a roll of toilet paper. I guess it could have been worse, at least I wasn't holding the four pack.