It is times like this that I wish I had my own house. If I did, I would go adopt these two cats in a heartbeat:
http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/28075983/   (middle picture)

They totally match my color scheme AND they both have black beards, just like my boys. Jonesie would be fine but I am sure B would totally rebel against more cats. He gets along fine with Jones but I think more pets would put him over the edge. He likes it nice and quiet and Jones is pretty excitable. I can't imagine what bringing two teenagers home would do to him.