Thursday, December 22, 2011

I just looked at myself in the mirror and let's just say it's not pretty. It is times like this I am thankful I live alone because I am a complete mess to the point where even if I were naked a man would say "no thanks." I'm wearing a sweatshirt with a cutoff neck and sweatpants, my nose is bright red with boogers hanging out, my makeup is smeared all over my face making me look demented, I am coughing up disgusting things that have no place in my body, my hair is sticking straight up, I have on my Jiminy Glick glasses and I need to brush my teeth. It is definitely bedtime. I just hope I can sleep through the night tonight.

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