-I had shrimp primavera cooked for me by my dear friend, J, who also came over to play with the naughty boys.
-I got an unexpected raise and promotion, which is very nice. It's also funny because for the past two months, I had been thinking about neat it would be to get the title of Publicity Manager and then lo and behold, I got it. J says I manifested it because I put it out to the universe. Next, I'm gonna manifest me a new pair of Manolo Blahniks!
-I have stopped being an emotional eater and because of that, I am down one and a half sizes and still shrinking. Unfortunately, my favorite blue Banana Republic dress is now too big for me, which I'm sure will sadden the men I have accidentally flashed while wearing it.
And on that topic, I am a total accidental exhibitionist, if there is such a thing. Seriously. I lost a skirt a couple years ago in a parking lot (I guess the elastic had gone out of the waist and I hadn't noticed...good thing I was wearing a slip for once or people would have seen my thong). I flashed the produce guy at the co-op in my dress and he dropped some onions on the floor, and it was my downstairs he saw too. I flashed some random guy in the parking lot of the grocery store in my dress while I was getting into my car, again the downstairs. Just a few days ago, I accidentally flashed my boobs to the workers who were putting new siding on the building. I had just gotten out of the shower and I thought my blinds were drawn...whoops. I don't think they saw too much. Really, I am The Accidental Exhibitionist. This stuff just happens to me and I have no idea why. But, on with my list...
-Today, the owner asked me my opinion of one of the new employees, which means he values my opinion as a manager/colleague.
-The bartender gave me six olives in my martini last night.
-I get to see lemurs next month!!!!
There, I feel much better now.
"Optimism, when applied to your life, develops strength and peace within you."
Thank you Norman Vincent Peale.
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